Friday, January 27, 2006

No Appropriate Title


No baby this month.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Good Morning!



I love a day when it's full of promise and hope. The morning is such a beautiful time. I woke up fully rested and ready for a wonderful day. I do have to pop in today at work, and help some folks out with their life insurance. However, it's not too much trouble. It feels good really. I know I'm helping. However, I don't think it will be an every weekend occurance.

Justin plans on working around the house.




He's pretty handy around the place. He cracked me up the other day. He said that he's trying to make up for the first year we lived together. He didn't really help too much around the house. So, he's been wonderful lately. I applaud his new found skills. I guess I'll just have to keep him!





We're thinking about heading out to the movies today. We haven't quite decided what to see, but we figured a date should be in store for us. We've got a kick ass budget that affords us to save and still not have to rob Peter to pay Paul to go out and have a good time. I would never erase any memories we have, because we've only grown stronger from them. In the past, we were horribly overstretched. Now, we are afforded the opportunity to enjoy what life has to offer. Our home is strong in so many ways. However, those memories remind us that we've come a long way. Cheers to us!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Wal-Mart Fun!

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"